beesmygod:

when will videogames figure out that a good majority of gamers would unironically buy more games if the protag was a gun wielding grandma

(via gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

(via gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards)



beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via kuwabarakun)


vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

(via claraoswin-thegirlwhocan)


theatricool:

portugals-satan:

The Fault In Our Stars : Hazel Grace (-)

I like how this is suppose to be emotional but John has sharpie all over his face.

(via claraoswin-thegirlwhocan)


"I promise, your secret is safe with me"

(via lyannasnow)




delicato ♡ do not edit

delicato ♡ do not edit

(via hoseokz)


"No matter how difficult or hard something is, I will always be positive and smile like an idiot"

(via southkoreaobssession)


yixingofficial:

If Yixing’s smile doesn’t make you feel things

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THEN

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YOU

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ARE

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LYING

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TO

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YOURSELF

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(via southkoreaobssession)


lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(via tyleroakley)


peek-a-boo-rikki:

sorry kid, life is hard sometimes.

(via prom15etokeepthefaith)


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